Can I sit on your face?

After hearing about how Tinder really wasn’t as successful in securing long term healthy relationships, I decided to get to the root of the problem. It turns out, Tinder offers a great means of communication, but people are too busy asking generic questions that they don’t want the answers to. Do you like puppies? How many siblings do you have? No one gives a fuck.

By the time you start getting to the juicy stuff, the conversation is over, and a 10 second snap chat of a saggy tit has cleared you straight out of his consciousness.

That’s why I decided to be brazen and start with the most important thing that someone needs to know before entering a relationship.

CAN I SIT ON YA FACE?

…Stay tuned to read more about my experiment. <- Click there for more!

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