Okay so obviously I’m responding to this ad because I saw it on an online publication, and not because I was searching the albany > all community > activity partners list on craigslist…(in the hopes that one day, despite how futile it seemed, a man would post an ad on the list of craig showcasing his wit and charm, searching for a girl to bring to a family function, and then after I responded, though we both agreed that it was just a joke, we would hit it off, fall in love and produce an egg carton’s worth of aryan babies despite the fact that I’m a jew with dark hair and shit brown eyes)
I’m writing to inform you that you are not the first person to think or do this. You won’t be the last. Throughout my 23+ years of living, I have finally come to terms with the fact that however genius my ideas are, and despite the fact that I developed them independently…. (I still adamantly believe that I invented the term FOMO)… chances are they’ve been done, and will be done better.
With that being said, I am currently writing a Pilot for a sitcom with this same premise, and have drafted an outline for a similarly themed screenplay. If interested, I’d be open to the idea of exchanging ideas, and perhaps working on a collaborative project. Let me know.
You say your family is harsh? I can handle it. I come from the judging kind, and have had to defend my lack of a relationship for years now. Last Thanksgiving my cousin suggested I was a lesbian. I’m not. But that seemed to go over better than being single, so I kind of let it slide. I’ve also actually once been groped by an uncle of my own! This isn’t meant to call attention to social services but rather highlight that my family parties hard and I’m no stranger to the drink. (It was a hard time for uncle Bobby. He must have confused me for a waitress)
I’m prepared to kill it on the dance floor. I’m no Victor Cruz, but I can moonwalk and harlem shake with the best of them. And I’m talking the real Harlem Shake, not this clowning bull shit that has spammed my facebook for the past 5 days.